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Mikhail POGARSKY

MATCHING ADS


Advertising on matches is a fine, high-technology and indefinitely easy product that emerged on top of the civilization.

For two thousand years humankind advanced towards creation of this extremely worthless and absolutely useless item!

Thousands of caring hands work to nurture matching ads:

hands of advertisers…

hands of artists…

hands of designers…

hands of printers…

And now it is turn of the ad-matching master.

He melts the wax,

and adds the pulped ads into it.

He pours glue over the resulting mix.

He sinks a match into the advertising muck.

He desiccates the nurtured ads carefully.

And then — the triumphant apogee of the whole advertising process follows:

the Master starts an advertising fire.

«In terms of technology, extraction of birch bark tar was similar to tar distillation. Wood was cut into small parts, filled a cauldron with it and closed the cauldron tight. When the cauldron became hot, the pitch would run off through a hole and via a wooden trough into a rub, and coal would remain in the cauldron. After the fire died out, the coal was removed by lifting the iron grid with the coal, which was then smothered in a pit».

Tar extraction in an oven, a piece of the 19 century technology, Kozmodemyansk.